Pitch imperfect

When I was 12 I switched to my second piano teacher--Jeff Goldstein. He lived with a guy named Eric in a run-down, charming cottage in the woods. Eric was an artist; he converted a shed into a stained glass workshop, and one day gave my mother a beautiful butterfly, which hung in our kitchen for years and years. (I've only recently revived it--coming across it in a drawer somewhere.) Eric was the quiet, balanced one.
Jeff slept on a futon beside an enormous grand piano. He was a maniac. Depressive--really depressed--and incredibly talented. Tall and lanky with wild black hair and crazy eyes. And wire-rimmed glasses. He loved my mother; she is a natural therapist, without a therapist's long-term patience: he'd tell her his woes and she'd counsel no-nonsense action. He never did act: he liked the telling better than the resolution. You could tell she comforted him.
I did not comfort him. I had a bit of a crush on him--turned out ten years down the road that he was my type. His rumpled bed, beside the piano, made me anxious. He'd look at me funny and I would cry. I cried all the time during lessons. I'd arrive there so wound up that one day my shoulder bumped a lamp and it wobbled, and I caught it before it fell but it jarred me enough that...I cried. "Why does she keep doing that?" he moaned to my mother, right in front of me. My mother said nothing. He thought I was wasting my gift; I practiced reasonably often, but not as much as he'd hoped. He told me one day that God hands out these gifts to a few people, and that I was squandering mine.
And then there was the day I played one of Bach's Inventions and Jeff ran to get Eric and then told me to play it again, for Eric. Which I did, nervously; good performances are so often dumb luck. But it came out well a second time. Jeff threw his hands in the air and kissed the top of my head. Eric smiled at me; he wasn't one for words. Dodged that bullet.
Jeff gave me an A tuning fork one day. "I want you to memorize this sound and hum it for me," he said. You can learn perfect pitch.
OK, so you try it. Give me an A. Right now. Then click here and see how close you were:
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~mervmcl/page5/
I was perpetually flat. Shot in around a G--sometimes an A flat. I can pick an A out of a lineup, but I can't generate it myself.
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10 Comments:
Damn, I was two tones low, maybe an E or F. But that was fun anyway.
Thanks for the kind words over at my place Inger.
Check out STB, heeeeee's back.
Put some smooches on those babies from their Florida gramps.
RQM
WOW I got it! That was weird. I'm always a little flat...but it was a slightly flat A that came out of me in the guess LOL
Regarding the picture of yesterday..."Idiot"
That was the first word that popped into my head when I saw it too.
sheeeeesh
What a beautifully written post. I can recall the dumb luck or meandering moment when a wonderful performance would flow out of me as I played the classical guitar. If I tried again for that musical perfection I could never repeat it.
Peace and g'night
~ Deb
I guess I was a drummer for a reason. LOL
LOL, AKH, that is so cute to say
Has anyone told you today how brillant you are?
Well you are.
STB
unfortunately i wouldn't know an a if i tripped over it...but i did raise one helluva fine jazz musician =)...stb is right, inger...you are brilliant...ciao
I was a third low. Shucks!
And Inger, Chris and I were positive you had sussed us out. So funny to hear you were clueless.
Loved the story of your ersatz piano teacher. Mine was a stodgy old man who taught my sister before me. "Nutty as a fruitcake" was his perpetual comment. I could never get over performance anxiety at recitals, and it haunts me to this day.
You write so well, I'm trying not to be jealous! And I completely got why you'd leave the tuning fork on a loop for half an hour. Made sense to me....
I am curious about one line, "turned out ten years down the road that he was my type." Could you explain that just a bit more?
"I had a bit of a crush on him--turned out ten years down the road that he was my type." Don't leave us hanging Inger, do tell!
My piano teacher was a horrible diabetic. He'd fall "asleep" during EVERY lesson saying the word "again, again" and I'd have to keep playing the same crap over and over for the full hour. I quit after 2 months and now get sleepy every time I see a piano.
Take care,
Sublime
I SO LOVE that post. So you play the piano? That is great! I don't have perfect pitch. I can match a note when it is given, but can't pull it out of thin air. But I didn't know that you could learn perfect pitch. Do you still play the piano? Do you still know your piano teacher? My piano teacher was very eccentric, woman with cat, lived alone other than that, had a grand piano, she scared me too...and I also cried before or after lessons. I was afraid of making mistakes. Thanks for the story. It was interesting.
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